Houseflies~

as spring arrives and temperature hits above 27 degrees, its interesting that there are amazingly plenty of housefly flying around in adeaide. and interestingly as well, these houseflies are just like thermometers.. if the temperature is below 25 degrees, you wont even see one of them around and if temperature increases, the hotter it goes, the more housefly there are. these houseflies are basically irritating, stupid and erm... slow. nevertheless, they are all really irritating if they keep flying around you. EVEN when you get a nice shower and you smell like a garden of flowers they will still fly to you.

looking at the number of housefly around, you will notice men and women practicing all kinds of methods to swap them away... below are the list that kinda exist

Thousand Arms Buddha Housefly Shield
Although there are only 2 arms in every human, if there are a large number of housefly this method is highly recommended. by moving your arms randomly in a very fast motion, in all directions, you can almost swap all the houseflies away into your surroundings. not only houseflies, all other movable living organisms especially humans will also move away in fear of this highly specialize martial art. this thousand arms buddha housefly shield also can be use if you only have one arm that is free. just move the free arm twice as fast and twice as random to have the same effect.

Tai Chi Housefly Kung-fu
a slow and gracious yet lethal to housefly move which usually guarantee peace from houseflies. usually most effective if there is only one housefly around. by moving your hand gracefully and slowly near to the housefly and with a sudden increase speed and power, whack the housefly away. this usually causes the housefly to lose the flight path and hit to something solid and fall to the floor. effective when you are sitting in a fix position and by hitting the housefly to the near by wall or table, it will for sure not disturb you for the 2nd time. Or, if you have mastered this kung fu, you can aim the housefly at someone near by and hit it across the room into another person's face. practice needed for aim and accuracy.

The Venous Fly Trap.
by the name, its quite similar to the carnivorous plant where a trap is laid to trap/kill the housefly. so what kind of trap can be laid?? well, these trap (like the venous fly trap) must have a hinge that allow 2 surfaces to contact in the middle. my recommendation is a book.. a think hard cover book. open the book at about middle... and hold it right in front of you with a hand on each side of the cover.. once a housefly flies over the page.... SNAP~ and you will have a dead housefly with you in that page. *warning* flatten houseflies produce lots of 'juices' so.. beware. recommended that you have lots of patients and a moderate number of houseflies around. library books are recomended (since its not your book anyway =x)

Chemical Warfare
this method is more of a preventative measure than to kill itself. basically we will be using chemicals to prevent houseflies to get around us. and we are going to use chemicals that could be easily bought over the counter. Insect repellents have been proven functional in preventing house flies from attaching on your clothes and skin. just spray some on to the clothes or apply them to the skin and you could walk freely without being bothered by those flies. the good side is, others wont think you are crazy waving your hands around the street, but, on the other side, if you are going to a date, or an important meeting, try not to use this method as it also carries a strong insect repellent smell along. and depending on the type n brand you use, usually it last about 2 to 3 hours depending on conditions. recommended right before going out of the house on a very warm day.

The Blow Fish Method.
this method is recommended when you have your hands full. as houseflies are small animals, they are easily being blown away by a small amount of air. this method allows you to remove the housefly quite easily. if you see a housefly flying around, and land on your nose, shape your lips and blow a short and strong gust of air towards it. this can also be if the housefly landed on other parts of the body (hands, lips, maybe forehead) or also on places like your notes and your coffee mug. just aim and blow towards the housefly and the housefly will be gone~ if you are good, you can also blow the housefly off course mid air *training needed*. recommended for a small amount of housefly and only for people with a large lung capacity. not recommend for those with respiratory disorders.

there are a few more not so popular methods around, but strongly recomended these 5 methods above.. have fun trying =)

disclaimer note: writer will not be responsible for any injuries/accidents/anything-bad-happen to users of the methods describe above.

p/s: no houseflies are harm in the production of this post.

nov to nov~

HIAAAAAaaaaAAAaaKKKKKKkkkKKKkKkKK!!!!!!
my 1st paper is tomorrow!!!!! in less than 22 hours time, i will be starting my 2nd sem final exams.. which marks the end of my 2nd sem study period. of course if everything goes well that is. *fingers cross* *toes cross* *eyes cross*

thinking back, throughout this year... its already 9 months im in adelaide.. kinda fast huh?? still quite clearly remember the last november at this particular time, i was rushing to finish my workshop teaching materials, shopping, preparing the booklets and all the preparations to face 22 primary school students... now, i guess the oldest ones already finish their 1st government exams.. the UPSR and preparing to enter the what i call, one of the best times of their lifes.. secondary school.. sure sounds fun huh?? oh.. in fact, their results are already out.. wonder how did they go.. hmmm...

secondary school for me is 8 years ago.. makes me sounds so old.. 8 years ago.. im still a short think guy.. running all over the school... jumping from stairs, crawling under tables, shouting on top of my lungs, and.. of course.. not doing home works.. haha.. naughty me.. moving up, form 3 and form 5, i took quite a number of responsibilities in class (best class cleanliness monitor.. right gang??) as well as my uniform body.. which i should say.. played an important role in shaping what im now.. of course.. the other part that shaped me is the way my parents brought me and my brother up.. sure that played a very important role in bringing what i am now. nevertheless, im quite happy with what i have now.. thou there are short coming of myself, but i guess, I'll manage myself with and around them..

anyway, better end this random post here... break time over... =). oh.. and dats a pic that shows the difference between the 8 of the keboringanz members.. spot me.. and let me know if i change ya?? hahahaha. next post will most probably after the 26th Nov. till then~

p/s: volunteers to wake me up tomorrow at 7 please??? 7 adelaide time.. haha

you know when ur tired when~

you know you are tired when:
~you made the uni library you 2nd home for the past 3 days..
~you made good friends with the yellow and green highlighters...
~your daily intake of fluid are from the uni water sources.... *which includes coffee*
~you start locking people outside your study area in the cold because its too tired for you to open the door for them...
~u rather walk back from uni than waiting for the bus/tram because you can't wait anymore longer before trashing onto bed
~you walk so fast that you over take so many people for the same reason above.
~you start to ignore everyone on your instant messaging list
~your writing changes from round single letters to long-worm-like words
~you rather use the touch pad than the external mouse because you are unable to leave your palm off the table.
~you feel that your stomach is like a washing machine as your meals are all not as normal as before... or is it because of the coffee...
~you keep looking for the the heart structure in the kidney chapter in the textbook. and wonders why the heart looks like a bean and not like the usual ones...
~you stand at the pedestrian crossing even the light is green and keep wondering why all the cars stop and everyone is crossing the road.
~you sigh so much that your study mates around you turn blue and pale as they are unable to breath due to the high concentration of carbon dioxide you produce from all the 'sigh-ing' sessions
~you make conversations between two textbooks using their authors as names and introducing them to each other such as.. "tortora, meet martini...." (both are physiology textbooks)
~you cant be bothered to have better meals that you just eat what ever that is reachable by your extended arms
~you make coffee drinking a religion and drinking cupS of them per day shows that you are loyal to it. and you fall in love with the coffee vending machine.....
~you file a divorce towards you laptop/facebook/msn
~you will find time to sleep such as while waiting for the tram, boarding the tram, in the tram and leaving the tram.. all with the eyes close.. or at lease half close.
~~yyoouu sseeee ddoouubbllee lleetteerrss wwhheenn yyoouu rreeaadd yyoouurr nnootteess...
~yyoouu wwiillll ffaallll aasslleepp wwhhiilleeeeeeeeeee blooooooooo
*posted this using the subconscious mind*

all the best people.. for your exams... hope this could help you de stress a little.. ^^v

the orange

sigh~
there is no exact way to describe life now. there are good moments yet, there are times when you wish for better moments to happen yet... nothing happens. and when there are better moments you thought that will be the best, yet the moment went by so quickly that you wont be able to enjoy that moment. exams are in the corner, holidays are coming, summer is coming, and so on, yet, the excitement isn't there. motivation is what i really need now. there are many flaws in this half of the year. being attached to so many things and also people isn't really a good thing. yet, not being attach is just like a floating spirit floating around pointlessly.....

is not that im against exams and stuff, i know exams sucks, and yes it sucks worst when there are USELESS un important subjects to be tested. what sucks the most is when there are 2 un-important subjects to be tested back to back after my anatomy paper!!! i really wonder how they arranged the exam time table, its either they are really smart or they are really ill-hearted and wish to see how all of us die horribly with our brain juice leaks out through all the orifices in our heads. thinking about it, i think i will be a walking brainless podiatry student by the end of my exams... and all my brain can be found in my exam scripts.

if i were to describe life now, i would say, its kinda blank. is not that its stagnant or something, is just that i can't really see the point the stuff im doing everyday at the moment. well, others might look at my life now as kinda good, uni, out with friends, sports, games, meals, home, study etc etc... is not that they are all pointless, i love going out with my friends, playing sports, go on jogging n stuff, but, i guess, the thought that exams are there just splash everything out. exams are really joy killers... they really are~ isn't it sad?

right.. im not the only one having exams.. everyone is.. so suck everything up and stop complaining right?? i guess so.. anyhow, i came across this relaxation method through 1 of my un-important(TOTALLY NOT IMPORTANT) subject's lecture earlier in this semester. its called Five Finger Relaxation Technique. there are 4 questions to be answered. and it only takes about 2 or 3 minutes to go through.. apparently its useful right before the exams while waiting for the exams to start.

blogging its been so hard lately, maybe im trying too hard to think of something to blog about. blogging should not be a commitment, and by right should be done freely, i guess, i am deviating from that point now... thinking too much, why can life be much more simpler at times?? sigh~

sigh, another random post. i guess i will keep quiet for the time being.., im not in a mood to produce a happier post this time..... best wishes to those that are taking exams soon, and for those that are crashing their assignments, all the best as well... i guess, all of us needs them =)

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ok.. i give up blogging for to day... words just refuse to come out of my brain now...
*sigh*

BIG SPLASH 08'

BIG SPLASH 08'
few days before....

secret meeting between evil planner, masterminds and their underlings
location : facebook...

the walking orange has been a threat to our society.. we must handle him with care
*mummers of agreements*
evil planner... do you have any methods that we can take him down??
hmmm.... we can use our secret plan.. which is......
YA YA YA YA YA!!!!!
hmmm.. good plan... alrite... we will go ahead with your evil plan!!!
muahahahahahaha.. *evil laughs*

target objective: drench the walking orange
location: next to torrens river
time: approx 0830 hours
code name: The Walking Orange Big Splash Event 08 Big Splash 08'

1 day before splash day
location : UV apartment basement
~alrite people we have only one chance to deal with this.. timing is an important factor..
~group 1.. are the water bombs ready??
~yes sir.. bombs are ready to go on command. we are using a new version which has a higher efficiency.
~group 2.. hows research on chemical-W going?
~we have few missing ingredients, but we have substitute it with Chemical-X for a more potent effect
~good.
~sir!! I WAN BALLOONS!!!!
~huh?? balloons.. for what?? we are doing big business here.. no balloons!!!
~I DONT CARE!!! I WANT BALLOOOOONNNNNSSSS!!!!!
~fine fine... balloons will be on you..
~yippie~~~ ballooons balloooonnss balloonnnsssss
~tomorrow is the day... the day that the walking orange will never forget for the rest of his life...
MUAHAHAHAHAHA *evil laughs again*

~1 hours before Big Splash 08'
location: next to torrens river
alright people, the walking orange is on the move.. evil planner has just reported in!!
group 1!! prepare the bombs!!
group 2!! is chemical X ready?? good!!
group 3!! balloonss!! where are the ballooonnnnsss???!!!
alrite.. final briefing!! the code name is TAKE PICTURE!!! understand??
YES SIR!!!
everyone!! this is the day.. the day we must remember... the day that you can splash the walking orange!!! the day that you must wet him.. no matter what given reasons!! today is the day!! are you all ready???
YEAH!!!!! SPLASH!!! SPLASH!! SPLASH!!
the walking orange has fallen in our evil trap as planned.... he is going to regret it soon...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... *evil laughs again!!!*

~10 minutes before Big Splash 08'
location: next to torrens river
ok people.. prepare yourself.. walking orange has reach check point 2. crossing the bridge..
*sound of sirens*
remember the code people!! TAKE PICTURE!!!
[everyone runs and prepares.....]

~5 minutes before Big Splash 08'
location: next to torrens river
walking orange in sight!! NOW EVERYONE!!!

wha... you all really ah??
of coz la... come come.. take picture~
ok everyone.. come we take group picture 1st
come everyone... TAKE PICTUE!!
yay~~ ok ok.. ei.. you must be in front la...
har... ok ok.. ok....
[inocent walking orange steps right into the trap]

the walking orange is in position..... ready people~~

Suddenly~~
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AN INTRUDER APPEARED!!!
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oh NO!!
[siren sounds goes off]
HOLD THE PLAN!! DO NOT SPLASH!! I REPEAT!! DO NOT SPLASH!!!

phew.. INTRUDER did not harm Big Splash Plan!!
back to original plan!!! TAKE PICTURE EVERYONE!!!
[everyone groups behind the walking orange.....]

ONE.... TWO!!! THREE!!!!!

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!! SPLASH HIM!!! DRENCH HIM!!!!
CHEMICAL-X!! GO!!
THROW ALL YOU GOT!!
BRING OUT THE PAIL!! POUR OVER HIM!!!!

the walking orange: what the....... @.@

MISSION ACCOMPLISH!!

p/s: no oranges were harm in the making of the big splash 08'
p/p/s: this is only the author's opinion behind the scenes.. actual happenings are unknown
p/p/p/s: this is meant to be entertaining.. i believe you all are not that evil anyway
p/p/p/p/s: this is not an assassination plot to kill/destroy the walking orange.
p/p/p/p/p/s: part of the parts above are actual events!!

actual events will be posted asap.

the orange

YESSSS!!!!!!
I MADE A DAY WIHOUT A SINGLE CAFFEIN ENTERING MY BODY!!!!!
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

but i did had
a sore throat
2 panadols
1 cup of orange + pineapple + apple juice
lots and Lots and LOTS of water
1 hour at 10 in the morning ( woke up at 830 for a 9 oclock tutorial >.<)

ITS A GREAT STEP!!! for this caffein addict.....
wondering should keep it up for tomorrow............

playing tag game with mr nose and mr cold again... got tag by Mr Cold and Mr nose is running away..... =S

orange is currently busy steamrolling over his assignments and therefore there will be a short drought here....... =P