BIG SPLASH 08'

BIG SPLASH 08'
few days before....

secret meeting between evil planner, masterminds and their underlings
location : facebook...

the walking orange has been a threat to our society.. we must handle him with care
*mummers of agreements*
evil planner... do you have any methods that we can take him down??
hmmm.... we can use our secret plan.. which is......
YA YA YA YA YA!!!!!
hmmm.. good plan... alrite... we will go ahead with your evil plan!!!
muahahahahahaha.. *evil laughs*

target objective: drench the walking orange
location: next to torrens river
time: approx 0830 hours
code name: The Walking Orange Big Splash Event 08 Big Splash 08'

1 day before splash day
location : UV apartment basement
~alrite people we have only one chance to deal with this.. timing is an important factor..
~group 1.. are the water bombs ready??
~yes sir.. bombs are ready to go on command. we are using a new version which has a higher efficiency.
~group 2.. hows research on chemical-W going?
~we have few missing ingredients, but we have substitute it with Chemical-X for a more potent effect
~good.
~sir!! I WAN BALLOONS!!!!
~huh?? balloons.. for what?? we are doing big business here.. no balloons!!!
~I DONT CARE!!! I WANT BALLOOOOONNNNNSSSS!!!!!
~fine fine... balloons will be on you..
~yippie~~~ ballooons balloooonnss balloonnnsssss
~tomorrow is the day... the day that the walking orange will never forget for the rest of his life...
MUAHAHAHAHAHA *evil laughs again*

~1 hours before Big Splash 08'
location: next to torrens river
alright people, the walking orange is on the move.. evil planner has just reported in!!
group 1!! prepare the bombs!!
group 2!! is chemical X ready?? good!!
group 3!! balloonss!! where are the ballooonnnnsss???!!!
alrite.. final briefing!! the code name is TAKE PICTURE!!! understand??
YES SIR!!!
everyone!! this is the day.. the day we must remember... the day that you can splash the walking orange!!! the day that you must wet him.. no matter what given reasons!! today is the day!! are you all ready???
YEAH!!!!! SPLASH!!! SPLASH!! SPLASH!!
the walking orange has fallen in our evil trap as planned.... he is going to regret it soon...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... *evil laughs again!!!*

~10 minutes before Big Splash 08'
location: next to torrens river
ok people.. prepare yourself.. walking orange has reach check point 2. crossing the bridge..
*sound of sirens*
remember the code people!! TAKE PICTURE!!!
[everyone runs and prepares.....]

~5 minutes before Big Splash 08'
location: next to torrens river
walking orange in sight!! NOW EVERYONE!!!

wha... you all really ah??
of coz la... come come.. take picture~
ok everyone.. come we take group picture 1st
come everyone... TAKE PICTUE!!
yay~~ ok ok.. ei.. you must be in front la...
har... ok ok.. ok....
[inocent walking orange steps right into the trap]

the walking orange is in position..... ready people~~

Suddenly~~
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AN INTRUDER APPEARED!!!
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oh NO!!
[siren sounds goes off]
HOLD THE PLAN!! DO NOT SPLASH!! I REPEAT!! DO NOT SPLASH!!!

phew.. INTRUDER did not harm Big Splash Plan!!
back to original plan!!! TAKE PICTURE EVERYONE!!!
[everyone groups behind the walking orange.....]

ONE.... TWO!!! THREE!!!!!

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!!! SPLASH HIM!!! DRENCH HIM!!!!
CHEMICAL-X!! GO!!
THROW ALL YOU GOT!!
BRING OUT THE PAIL!! POUR OVER HIM!!!!

the walking orange: what the....... @.@

MISSION ACCOMPLISH!!

p/s: no oranges were harm in the making of the big splash 08'
p/p/s: this is only the author's opinion behind the scenes.. actual happenings are unknown
p/p/p/s: this is meant to be entertaining.. i believe you all are not that evil anyway
p/p/p/p/s: this is not an assassination plot to kill/destroy the walking orange.
p/p/p/p/p/s: part of the parts above are actual events!!

actual events will be posted asap.