JBP n ANG.GE Co.

WARNING THIS IS A LAME POST... I REPEAT THIS IS A LAME POST..

Q: guess what will happen if we put a business student and a future doctor together??
A: they form a lingerie company!!!

BS- business student(female)
FD- future doctor(male)
me - orange (fruit)

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BS : u forget wut is our product meh?
FD : our product?
FD : im a bit blur blur liaw
BS : our product = bra
FD : oh.... not simply bra u know
BS : wut bra u wanna sell?
FD : WATER MULTIFUNCTION HIGHLY COMFORTABLE EXTRA SOFTNESS CUP SHAPED OUTER PROTECTION BRA
BS : full push up?
FD: not bad..make sure it's color is like rainbow


guess what.. they even name their product..

FD : our product name is J n B bra
BS : P ler? later he jealous how?
FD : JBP bra then.. wa.. easy to remember


THEY EVEN INCLUDED THEIR FRIENDS AS BUSINESS PARTNERS...

FD : mana itu ng oo
me : wat wat wat??
FD : looking for you ah
BS : he jealous bah.. we do bra business
BS : den he go find research to sell panties
ME : .........
FD : panties...
FD : HIGHLY COZY BREEZY UNDERLINE PARTY FOOL PANTY PANTY PANT!
me : ...........
BS : den our JBP bra can hav strategic alliance wit ng's panties to hav a full set of undies
FD : you are so right
me : i tell you wat.. i sell all my shares 2 u two... good??
FD : n ng's shop will be.. er..... ngie (prounounce as ang.ge) panty shop
BS : got strategic alliances not good meh?
me : erm.. i am not interested in business.. i become a sleeping partner larr...
FD : but we sell bra wor.. you sell panty wor
BS : yaloh..
BS : good partners woh..
me : ........


THEY HAVE PLANS FOR THE BUILDING FOR THE COMPANY

FD: hey suddenly tot of a good idea for you building...we make it two stories ...one top, the outer shape make it bra shape, with two high gunung....down there, is the triangular shape panty....in the middle, is stomach...
BS. gik dou
FD : which the ladders will take place
BS : crazy
FD:the ladder is = to intestine... lift is our tulang belakang
FD: hey, not BAD!!! i can visualize it already.. so far no such building.. not even in JAPAN!!!

THEY DARE TO DREAM!!!

FD : oh man, we gonna be better than bill gates... but the difference is... we rich becuz we sell bra n panties
BD : u wanna target da rich n upper class? or middle n lower class?
FD : of course middle n lower class la... easy to tipu those 'si lai'
BS : hahahah..... budden consumers nowadays oh.. they r knowledgeable.. they know too much stuff.. but got a doc wit me, i can save a lot for medical verification..

THEY HAVE THE STRATEGIES!!!

BS : 1stly, we need 2 expose our target market to our future consumers.. den we hav 2 grab their attention... den after tat we hav 2 make them learn about our product... den lastly, dun let them forget bout our product
FD : grab their attention by asking BS to have a cat walk
BS : wah sai..i dun have such nice body figure la
FD : tats the point!!! dun have nice body figure, but by wearring our products, not nice aso become nice... this is called illusion

THEY HAVE A MOTTO!!!

FD : our motto gonna be
FD : 'dun be afraid to be ugly, wear JBP bra, say no more to ugly'
FD: i din know tat a medical student n a business student n collaborate to sell the best bra in the world

THEY HAVE A PROMOTION PROGRAM TOO!!!

FD : hey, ng, dun you dare copy n past our conversation ah
me : y?? scared arr??
FD : not really..... we just dun wan to get so much fame just yet ho BS?
BS : yeap... dun lah.. we r humble ppl
FD : but if you wan, nvr mind gea... do some promotion
BS: change name?? but dun change our product's name
FD: JBP n ang.ge underwears!

RITE.. YOU HAVE THE BRA.. YOU HAVE THE PANTIES.. WHAT ELSE??

FD : oh no... the more i talk, the more ideas i got tim
BS : sot la u
FD : i mmg sot gela... sot sot sot~
FD : sotty sotty sock!
BS : y socks?
FD : cox socks are sexy oso

THEY ALSO THREATEND TO KILL THEIR BUSINESS PARTNER!!!

me : i tell u wat... i will blog on saturday.. and b4 i sleep i will copy n paste this whole thing... and i will read on sat...
FD : you are not seriuos right?
BS : ..................................
me : you check my blog on sunday n see lorr...
BS: ng, i'm gonna kill u
me : third time.. i didn know i can be kill so many times
BS : will make u suffer

AND KILLING GIVES HIM IDEAS ON A NEW PRODUCT!!!

FD : you guys gave me an idea liaw
me : .......
FD : SPIDER SPONGY KILL KILL SOCKS
BS : hahaha
FD : SPONGY SPIDER KILL KILL SOCKS!
FD : how the socks n kill?
FD : smell it, then you will know....

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now i wonder how on earth i know this 2 ppl... who wants to know who is the doc?? let me know.. i know i will not be going to him for treatment..

disclaimer note: this is purely a joke and all things said are not to be taken seriously..

my future.

i will look back upon him who taught me this art even as one of my parents. i will share my substance with him, and i will supply his necessities, if he be in need. i will regard his offsprings even as my own brothers, and i will teach them this art by precept, by lecture and by every mode of teaching, not only to my sons, but to the sons of my teacher, and to disciples bound by covenant and oath according to the Law of Medicine but to none others

I will follow that method of treatment which according to to my ability and judgment. I consider for the benefits of my patients, and not for their hurt or wrong. i will give no deadly drug to any, though it be asked of me, nor will i counsel such, and especially i will not aid a woman to procure abortion.

what soever house i enter, i will go into for the benefit of the sick, refraining from all wrong doing or corruption, and especially from any act of seduction, of male or female, of bond or free. whatsoever things i see or hear concerning the life of men, in my attendance o the sick or even apart, i will keep silence thereon, counting such as sacred secrets.
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haha... yupp.. i got and officially i am going to to podiatry. yes. P-O-D-I-A-T-R-Y. Podia-what?? whats that?? to save time and for faster understanding.. i decided to post a video!! haha

watch...

well.. in malaysia this is a brand new medical field and the only resources i can find is tru the web. but this field is very well matured in the western countries like the states and australia.. i didnt even know this field exist till i did some research on health science courses. so basically a podiatrist is dealing with the feet. yes feet.. the two little feet of yours.

here is two other links that can help u understand podiatry better.. click here and here
i would like to suggest those that plan to take any medical courses to browse the forum website.. its kinda US-ish.. but still tones of info in them.. hehe..

why i choose this course?? its kinda long story.

it all begin long long long time ago... long before your time.. haha.. well.. it started this year with the uni application fever.. well.. i aim was to be a doctor.. a specialist to be exact.. and i still remember i am like the only one saying that i wan to be the job i presented in the job description project in IS.. funny.. my plans never work out well.. i got a place in Krusk state medical university(KSMU) which is in Kursk state, Russia. yes Russia.. the ex-communist country.. but due to the late answer from the ministry of higher education, i didn't accept the offer to Russia. which then surprise me that many people was glade i didn't go to Russia.. i then apply to Australia for physiotherapy.. i got the conditional offer and the condition is that i send in a copy of my certify a-level statement.. and guess what?? pos malaysia was slow and i didn't manage to get into physio for next year's intake!! so quickly.. i switch to podiatry. n at last the whole thing end. of course i did apply to the whole Australia and also the New Zealand.

through out the whole process going tru the waiting, and looking at all the bad news before the good one comes.. i know lots of people have gone tru this process. and i guess its kinda normal to all.. i have been thinking whether i did the correct choice in this. this will be one of the few biggest choices one made in his or her life. and i am kinda crazy to choose this because there is no reference in Malaysia for me to refer. try typing podiatry in malaysia in google search. i guess there is but very very little.. and of course there is non in sandakan. but thanks to internet, i guess i know the tip of the ice berg of this job. i guess i manage to escape the great jobs circle(doctor, engineer, pharm, dentist) by choosing a brand new field. i am already crazy to choose physiotherapy because its also unknown to public... whats more podiatry. its alien to them. i told a few of my friends.. "i am taking podiatry" and the next question will be "wats dat??" so i guess there in no exposure in malaysia.

i will be wearing a labcoat when i work, but the stethoscope will not be able to be my best friend.. i won't see people with problems other than problems with their feet.. but i guess i play a role in the health science field as well.. depends on how we look at the matter.. just yesterday i was chating with my friend and the question on how you look at a half field cup came up.. here is the answer

me: how do u look at a a half field cup??
this was the answer given my friend, MY
i asked the question once
n the funniest answer i got was...
it all depends on how u look at i
imagine a glass in front of u
if u look at it from the top... it looks full
if u look at it frm the side its half full
if u look at it from the bottom...... (takes glass up and turns it upside down)... its empty

yes i agree.. i wont say more..

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yeah.. i have been working for the 3rd week now... but i wont talk about them here... jus in case my boss is reading.. hahaha.. jk larr.. i guess i wont be talking about it because there is nothing much to share... i work from monday to friday, being an admin and teaching asistant, i teach on monday, wednesday and friday... and work half day on tues and thurs... if u wan to know more just ask me larr.. tru msn kah.. email kah... or anything larr.. haha...

alrite thats all for today...
oh fyi: the first 3 paragraph.. its the Hippocratic oath.. something from the father of morden medicine to the doctors today. i always wanted to say it.. but i guess... i will leave it to the doctors.. hehe =)

to all uni applicants.. all da best in your application. and may you get the course you want. and for those that wish me good wishes for my application.. thanks a lot..

september..

nothing 'happening' happen for the past month, other than getting a job, meeting some old friends, keeping up with latest news, getting the whole house internet accessible(wireless) and stuff.. but anyway.. i guess its nice to put the activities in words.

----people----

i guess this is the month i can meet many many people especially people all over the world.. why?? i got a webcam!!! Muahahahaa!! i saw my new cousin!! she is so cute!! she won me hands down!!! [shouts in despair!!!] *ahem.. i guess cute is in the gene... hahaha.. anyway.. i was so happy i saw both of my cousins from the states which drop by in penang for a short visit. thanks to technology, i will be able to see them more often in a 12 inch screen. i have got cousin sis to get some pic of younger cousin sis, will get them when cousin sis finish her PMR.. ALL DA BEST IN YOUR EXAMS!!! I GIVE U MENTAL SUPPORT ALL THE WAY FROM BORNEO!! haha... i guess you are squeezing all the brain juice out now.. oh well.. study smart ya!! mizz ya!!

rite.. met up with 2 other friends which is back from KL for a short break, nothing change much of them, erm.. more pretty and more handsome i guess... is kinda nice to meet up with people especially people like me which enjoys talking and listening. haha.. anyway nice to keep up with you guys!! all da best in everything you do there!!

i guess i can include birthday wishes here.. happy birthday to all especially those having birthday in september, hor yan(melaka), hsei di(miri), leon(KL), sathyaraj(taylor col), and all other people.. for girls, stay pretty and guys stay handsome!! haha.. may all the happiness, kindness and all other wonderfull things shower you in your life!! dun drown arr.. haha.. =)

FACEBOOK FEVER!!! i just register an account in facebook, spending at least 1 hour, pocking, hugging, waving, etc etc at people... ok.. not really, i spend most of the time looking for icons and links form my profile page and also understanding what is it all about. anyway.. getting the hang of it now.. hehe.. sometimes i think facebook has rob my time off friendsters... haha.. but the think i like most in facebook i guess will be the garden... hehe =)

i got invitation to join the singles club by a friend of mine. she is a girl by the way.. guess what i replied her..

yii: i think i am going to join the singles club, u join with me larr.. so i wont be alone

me: har?? dun wan larr.. if we join, the other boys n gals out there will lose a good partner de... cannot..
yii: true oso, we dun wan the world to lose something so good and valuable rite??

so i guess i manage to change her mind.. for all guys.. thank me!! thank me!!!

as for all other people being infected by exam fever, all da best to you ppl.. i miss the times we burn midnight oil giving up our precious bed to the study table and bury our head in the thick dusty knowledge bibles... all the best and good luck to you guys!!!

----issues----

While planing my stuff to teach, i came across some kind of problem. PRIMARY SCHOOL STUFF IS SO HARD FOR AN A-LEVEL STUDENT!!! for the last week, i was going blur cause by math sums like "1+1=2", "a square has 4 sides", "colour the circle orange" etc. etc... example, for a primary 2 kid, there is no decimal in their syllabus. so when they do division, its always a big number being divided with a small number. [ 24 / 6 = 4].. and if the other way round will be possible [6 / 24 = 0.25] correct?? NO!! for a std 2 student, there is no such thing as 6 / 24 because its wrong!!! so how am i suppose to tell the student that?? and in the future, he discover that when that is possible, he will curse me.. sigh~ other than that, while preparing, the question of 'this also need to teach???' always pop into my mind. don't understand?? go teach a primary 1 kid what is a square or 1+1=2.

other issues will be regarding the situation of the country. the indescribable killing of the girl(nurin) which shock the whole nation. i guess something is wrong with the society some where. there are even corrupted judges, high rank police officers, 'soalan bocor' incident etc etc.. i dare bet that the nurin case will not be solve. even if the police catch the monster, he will not be prosecuted. i always wonder, in malaysia if we need something to be done, must someone die first and the media make a big issue out of it?? where is the word prevention stands?? hmmm.. malaysia 50 years of nationhood... sigh~

---uni---

there is no news that i want to share for the time being as things are quite messy.. so to prevent any confusion and repeated explanation, i choose to keep the news to myself first. so my favourite quote now "the art of waiting... sigh~" kind off explain everything for the time being. hope good news come soon.. by next week i hope..


i guess that sums up most of the things happen in the not-so-happening life here.. haha.. take care people.

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rite.. being tag by teresa... what am i suppose to do?? hmmm lets see....

8 random facts about orange

uno
i am a caffeine addict.

i wake up i drink caffeine, i free i drink caffeine, i go out to have a drink, i drink caffeine. what more can i say.. haha.. well i think i am now addicted to caffeine. since form 3 i am having a cup of tea for breakfast.. then it increase to another cup of coffee in the evenings. and sometimes at night. i need my daily dose of caffeine especially in the mornings after breakfast or i will have a really really bad headache by noon and will continue till the time i sleep at night. there is once when i didn know my mum started drinking de-caf.. i drank the coffee and still get headache... so this proofs that i am a drug addict(caffeine addict).. but the funny thing is my body is very sensitive to caffeine. even a small cup will cause me to stare at the ceiling of my bed room for the whole nite/morning. so.. to kick this bad habit, just in case coffee beans and tea leaves disappear for some reasons.. i am limiting myself to a cup a day for the time being....

Dos
i am a heated earthworm (cacing kepanasan)

i can't sit still, i dislike siting still, i hate siting still. i cannot stay in a house for the whole day. if i do so i will be easily irritated at the end of the day. i am a 'human' person. i need to talk to people from time to time and don't like being alone. although sometimes everyone needs a time out.. thats when i will be alone.. other than that.. i will seek for human companionship.. i don't mind walking a long distance to somewhere just to get out of a place... haha.. i cannot sit in front of the computer or the TV watching drama series for the whole day. even a walk around the housing estate will do to help me make my day more interesting. haha in a nutshell, i need to look at other humans in order to make my life complete

Tres
i am a quote collector

Quote collector?? yes i am.. i like reading quotes. i don't know why, when i read one, i think about it for some time for the real meaning and how it relates to me. sounds weired?? haha.. i think so also. but some are very meaningful to life. and i find quotes are good tools to reflect myself from time to time. reflecting will help me to improve myself and also help me see the world as a better place to be than any other planets all around us.

Cuatro
i like catus

i have a small catus garden with me while i study in KK.. due to some reasons i didn't manage to take them back to me to sandakan. but no worries, i have another set of catus in sandakan. haha.. it seems that all biology students like catus. how tru is that i don't know.. but i like catus because of its low maintenance properties. they don't shit, they don't need cleaning, they only need water like erm... twice a month?? haha.. they are kinda hardy and wont die although u forget about them for half a year. yeah they poke you with their thorns.. but if you love them, they will love you back.. hahaha... i do talk to them(crazy??) especially when they poke me.. but nevertheless they are kind and gentle creatures. i give catus to my friends as gifts.. after all they reproduce quite quickly and when they flower, they are one of the most bright colored flowers i have ever seen, but it has a short life only.

Cinco
i don't like sleeping

don't get me wrong. i like sleeping. but i don't like sleeping for 12 hours straight. i cannot sleep more than 8 hours a day. i will bounce up at the 6th hour, if i continue, i can stretch for another 2 hours and dats it. i need to get up. my record was sleeping for 13 hours straight but this is due to a 4 days 3 nights camp and in that camp i only slept for 2 hours. for may of my friends, 13 hours are nothing.. but for me, erm.. its kinda waste of time.. haha.. for now, i wake up at 7+ to 8 no matter what time i sleep. if i sleep at 12 i wake up at 8. sleep at 1 wake up at 8. sleep at 2 wake up at 8... afterall i have good stamina to not sleep for 40 ours straight.. haha.. night ghost u call me?? yeah i am.

Sies
i am indecisive person

i don't like making choices. if you ask me what do i want to eat or where i want to go, or what do i want to do, my answers :'i don't know' , 'anything', 'anywhere' or 'whatever also can'. sometimes it drives people nuts.. (i think my parents are) haha.. i know.. but i am trying hard to change this. unless i have a thing to do then i can give you an answer. why change you ask me?? well.. lets just say if, IF, IF!!! i have a choice of 2 or more people to be gf.... then i think i will be in trouble. haha.. for me.. i can only decide when i have all the correct facts in hand and i have cover the whole situation. but, in life that is almost impossible and thats why they invented the word 'risk' and the phrase 'taking chances' agree?? but nevertheless.. i am improving in this from day to day and of course in this process i made some mistakes and also some correct decisions. guess what.. I AM STILL ALIVE NOW!!! so i guess that i am doing something correct till now.. hahaa

Siete
i dun really like the northen hemisphere

i don't know why, i am attracted to the southen hemisphere on earth. maybe i am positively charge and i am attracted to the south pole or something. i like to go to NZ one day..the land where cows are more than humans. haha.. maybe life there is kinda slower compare to the states and europe. i like the greens there, outdoor activities, the sea, 4 seasons, and many many more.. i just find NZ peaceful and also the natives there are kinda cool.. haha.. mayb one day i will go there and open a farm and increase the number of cows there.. who knows i may be famous for increasing cow numbers!! dream~ haha.. the chances of being kill by cows there are much more higher than being kill by gun shots, car bombs, heart attack etc etc in NZ.... thats what i think only and not supported by any scientific research.. so no worries... haha

Ocho
i am a household workman

i am a carpenter, electrician , plumber, painter, gardener, cook(sometimes), cleaner, mechanic..
suprise?? don't think so.. when ever something breaks down, my parents will look at me. and the next thing i do is grab the tools and see what is wrong.. haha.. maybe thats how i was brought up and with the work bench at the back of the house once own by my dad(now mostly handed down to me) i kind of pick up skills for here and there.. and also from trials and errors.. i still remember picking up my mum's rosak electrical pot and break it down to see how it works and just for the fun of it. i clean the back yard, do the weeding and also do small repairs around the house. as for cooking, yeah i cook. don't be suprise, i can make good dishes providing i have the equipment.. but i am a oriental cook.. i dont really cook western or italian or bake... haha.. call me prepare a sweet n sour fish and tada!! sweet n sour fish!!(terms and condition apply).. but the favourite job?? i guess is gardening.. y?? erm.. there is a sense of accomplishment when you see the things you plant grow well form the soil.. and also, its a good way to work out and sweat.. haha.. mayb thats why my weight didn increase for years.... haha.. but nevertheless.. being the workman of the house is kinda fun.

the end =)

okie 8 facts about me
erm... i tag... i tag.. i tag... aih.. no one leh... i have a short list of links... just tag yourself if you want to be tag ok??

p/s: random fact no9: i am hungy now.. lunch!!! yay

updates...

WE'RE GOING UP N DOWN, N UP N DOWN, N UP N DOWN
life this two months is like on an invisible roller coaster which goes up n down n up n down n up n down just like the sin graph with all the screws and loops and all other drops you can think of. but its very obvious that i don't know the shape of this huge gigantic 'roller coaster' till it suddenly drop to the very bottom with great speed without any preparation.. man i am so going to get a heart attack if things continue this way. with all those G force and everything.. i am running out of adrenalin and thank goodness that its kinda over now.. hope it will continue as a more gentle rides ahead..


NOPE NOT DOCTOR ANYMORE.... I AM GOING PHYSIO!!!
as for now.. i am now not going to Russia and freeze there for 6 years to become a doctor.. but changes of plans due to unforeseen reasons has transport me to the island of kangaroo.. so for those that thinks i am crazy to go russia to freeze there.. you can change to i am crazy to give up doctor and turn to physio instead... so this means.. goodbye vodka, hello koalas!!! haha.. anyway i choose to be a physiotherapist against becoming a doctor after considering it till the very very last minute. thos now i cannot be best friends with the stethoscope, but i guess i will be making friends with other machines. the thing is there isn't much physiotherapist in malaysia(especially sandakan) for me to get some reference so all i have now is the world wide web to help me. i am not sure is it only me or what, but i guess i just left the black hole of the traditional 'great 3' (doctor is one of them) i am living in the society that still thinks that only doctors are clever and respected people. i will be very very surprise to hear a 15 year old person to say.. "i want to become a physioterapist!!" and parents will be still saying "better study hard and then become a doctor" to their kids.. i guess i was one of them.. blame it on the 'clever' education system. the bright side?? there is no one to snatch my 'rice bowl' with me among my friends!!! HA HA HA. i won't die not becoming a doctor rite??

WORK WANTED!!!
as for now, i will be looking for a job some where some time till next year.. the process of looking for job is never easy... i have all the qualification thou.. i am willing to work, i don't care getting my hands dirty... i just want to get out of the house and see other homo sapiens out there!!!! but i now realize that its not about me alone in working.. i just can't get my parents to agree on the jobs i choose!!! argh!! i have been rotting so well that i think my cells are starting to break down without regenerating new ones.. my brain is dying.. i am not thinking straight!! i have been stuck in the house everyday and talking to only 3 same ppl that 2 of them will seldom agree with me!! and this has continue for the past 3 weeks!!! argh!!! i am so frustrated, bored and irritated!!! man.. looking for something to do is so darm hard!!
and they say Malaysian has a high rate of unemployment!!! ish!!!

PLANS FOR FUTURE
i have been planing to climb mount KK since form 3. i had already miss a chance to climb it in form 3 with my friends as my parents don't allow.. so i plan it again in 2006 but sadly its late so there isn't any space left there. so i am planing it again this time b4 i leave to my tertiary education. but..most of my sandakan friends are either gone or not willing to climb to the top with me.. so WHO IS INTERESTED???

black Vs coloured

A Poem From Africa

When I born, I Black

When I grow up, I Black

When I go in sun, I Black

When I scared, I Black

When I cold, I Black

When I sick, I Black

When I ill, I Black

When I die, I still Black

And you white fella

When you born, you pink

When you grow, you white

When you go in sun, you red

When you scared, you yellow

When you cold, you blue

When you sick, you green

And when you die, you gray

And you calling ME Coloured?

taken from mr shaolin tiger's blog site......

la la la.....

very kinda lazy to post stuff this few weeks.. nothing much has happen thou.. but just discover some interesting facts given by my friend JY.. she's a goldfish quite pretty thou.. haha.. any guys interested??

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
7. You can't buy love .. but you pay heavily for it
8. True friends stab you in the front
9. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
10. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
11. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
12. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
13. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
14. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
15. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
16. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
17. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
18. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak

how true?? you answer.. haha