the husband with 7 wifes (part 2)

rite.. the second wife....

WHY --> [hwahy, wahy]
also known as 'Y'

WHY, this is the most important 'person' in the word of science. without her, there will be no chemistry, no physic, and no biology. scientist like Einstein and Newton most probably love this person more than their wifes as its the thing that makes them famous and some of us suffer. here are some useful ways of using this important person

~to enquirer a reason, cause or purpose
this is why scientist likes, loves, adores, fantasize etc. etc. this person. in science, everything has a reason. therefore, scientist will always use, dream, say, shout etc. etc. this 'person' and when they get the answer. and when they get the answer, they will stage a divorce from this 'person' until they meet another problem. and they will get married to her again and this process will repeat itself for the rest of the scientist's life... this is a heavenly made couple.. awww... so sweet!!*sniff sniff*

~as an expression
have you ever heard people shouting dramatically 'WHYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIII!!!!!!' ?? going with this with some twitching of the eye, sometimes with some major hand action. this can be seen between couples, parent-child, owner-pet(s) or just alone. this carries thousands of meaning ranging from reasoning, anger, disappointment, etc etc.. sometimes people just shout the name of this person, sometimes the name is follow by a statement or a question. in this country, "Why you so lidat?" is frequently use. in short messages or during chating, the word 'Y' is commonly use to replace this word...

~as a weapon to give headaches, irritation, erm... to kill??
small children are always curious and likes to ask questions about things they don't understand like erm... mummy/daddy whats a why aunty there two humps?? issit to store food like uncle camel in my story book?? or mummy/ daddy, why are they moving up n down n up n down in the bed?? ( i am not saying anything here) so how parents will respond?? now headache will kick in, another classic case is when the someone won't answer the 1st why?? they will switch to machine gun mode by repeating " why?? why?? why mummy?? why?? tell me why?? why?? WHY??? MUMMY I WAN TO KNOW WHY!!!!" classic enough??. You also can use it on people especially when some busybody want to know some hot gossips from you and ask you for it and you just answer "why??" and you just keep repeating and repeating it. you know.. curiosity kills the cat..

~as an acronym
since the 2nd wife has only 3 syllables, so its easily fits chinese names which has 3 characters.
erm.. an example Wong Hor Yan(so so so so sorry hor yan who ever you are) will have an acronym of WHY correct?? so when ever he/she wants to use her acronym mayb he/she can end with a question mark(?) or jus put a huge 'Y' letter there.. easy rite??

here is a conversation i thought of about the function of the word WHY-->
at a restaurant.....
H: dear.... do you love me??
J: why?? do you love me a not 1st??('enquirer' why)
H: of course i do my dear, but do you love me back??
J: err.... actually......
H: NO!!!!!! DONT SAY IT!! WHYYYYYY???!!! I TREAT YOU SO WELL...... AND YOU WANT BREAK UP?? ('expression' why)
J: huh?? why you say such things??('enquirer and expression' why)
H: I KNOW IT!!! YOU ARE SEEING SOMEONE BEHIND ME!!!
J:*slap*
at another table
C: mummy... why aunty beat uncle de??('enquirer' why)
F: err.. dun ask larr.. small boy dont ask so much faster eat your 'flench flies'(french fries) ...
C: why mummy?? why?? i wan to know..why!!!! ('irritating' why[M-16 mode] )
F:erm.. coz aunty loves uncle lorr.. now faster eat your flies....
C walk to F n slap her before eating his food...
F:!!???

---conversation end here---

coming up next--> third wife : 'Who'...

disclaimer note: this is purely for leisure reading and not for any formal and exam purposes. please consult proper language professionals for proper usages. the writer will not hold any responsibilities on any damage or injuries cause from using material form this page.