JBP n ANG.GE Co.

WARNING THIS IS A LAME POST... I REPEAT THIS IS A LAME POST..

Q: guess what will happen if we put a business student and a future doctor together??
A: they form a lingerie company!!!

BS- business student(female)
FD- future doctor(male)
me - orange (fruit)

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BS : u forget wut is our product meh?
FD : our product?
FD : im a bit blur blur liaw
BS : our product = bra
FD : oh.... not simply bra u know
BS : wut bra u wanna sell?
FD : WATER MULTIFUNCTION HIGHLY COMFORTABLE EXTRA SOFTNESS CUP SHAPED OUTER PROTECTION BRA
BS : full push up?
FD: not bad..make sure it's color is like rainbow


guess what.. they even name their product..

FD : our product name is J n B bra
BS : P ler? later he jealous how?
FD : JBP bra then.. wa.. easy to remember


THEY EVEN INCLUDED THEIR FRIENDS AS BUSINESS PARTNERS...

FD : mana itu ng oo
me : wat wat wat??
FD : looking for you ah
BS : he jealous bah.. we do bra business
BS : den he go find research to sell panties
ME : .........
FD : panties...
FD : HIGHLY COZY BREEZY UNDERLINE PARTY FOOL PANTY PANTY PANT!
me : ...........
BS : den our JBP bra can hav strategic alliance wit ng's panties to hav a full set of undies
FD : you are so right
me : i tell you wat.. i sell all my shares 2 u two... good??
FD : n ng's shop will be.. er..... ngie (prounounce as ang.ge) panty shop
BS : got strategic alliances not good meh?
me : erm.. i am not interested in business.. i become a sleeping partner larr...
FD : but we sell bra wor.. you sell panty wor
BS : yaloh..
BS : good partners woh..
me : ........


THEY HAVE PLANS FOR THE BUILDING FOR THE COMPANY

FD: hey suddenly tot of a good idea for you building...we make it two stories ...one top, the outer shape make it bra shape, with two high gunung....down there, is the triangular shape panty....in the middle, is stomach...
BS. gik dou
FD : which the ladders will take place
BS : crazy
FD:the ladder is = to intestine... lift is our tulang belakang
FD: hey, not BAD!!! i can visualize it already.. so far no such building.. not even in JAPAN!!!

THEY DARE TO DREAM!!!

FD : oh man, we gonna be better than bill gates... but the difference is... we rich becuz we sell bra n panties
BD : u wanna target da rich n upper class? or middle n lower class?
FD : of course middle n lower class la... easy to tipu those 'si lai'
BS : hahahah..... budden consumers nowadays oh.. they r knowledgeable.. they know too much stuff.. but got a doc wit me, i can save a lot for medical verification..

THEY HAVE THE STRATEGIES!!!

BS : 1stly, we need 2 expose our target market to our future consumers.. den we hav 2 grab their attention... den after tat we hav 2 make them learn about our product... den lastly, dun let them forget bout our product
FD : grab their attention by asking BS to have a cat walk
BS : wah sai..i dun have such nice body figure la
FD : tats the point!!! dun have nice body figure, but by wearring our products, not nice aso become nice... this is called illusion

THEY HAVE A MOTTO!!!

FD : our motto gonna be
FD : 'dun be afraid to be ugly, wear JBP bra, say no more to ugly'
FD: i din know tat a medical student n a business student n collaborate to sell the best bra in the world

THEY HAVE A PROMOTION PROGRAM TOO!!!

FD : hey, ng, dun you dare copy n past our conversation ah
me : y?? scared arr??
FD : not really..... we just dun wan to get so much fame just yet ho BS?
BS : yeap... dun lah.. we r humble ppl
FD : but if you wan, nvr mind gea... do some promotion
BS: change name?? but dun change our product's name
FD: JBP n ang.ge underwears!

RITE.. YOU HAVE THE BRA.. YOU HAVE THE PANTIES.. WHAT ELSE??

FD : oh no... the more i talk, the more ideas i got tim
BS : sot la u
FD : i mmg sot gela... sot sot sot~
FD : sotty sotty sock!
BS : y socks?
FD : cox socks are sexy oso

THEY ALSO THREATEND TO KILL THEIR BUSINESS PARTNER!!!

me : i tell u wat... i will blog on saturday.. and b4 i sleep i will copy n paste this whole thing... and i will read on sat...
FD : you are not seriuos right?
BS : ..................................
me : you check my blog on sunday n see lorr...
BS: ng, i'm gonna kill u
me : third time.. i didn know i can be kill so many times
BS : will make u suffer

AND KILLING GIVES HIM IDEAS ON A NEW PRODUCT!!!

FD : you guys gave me an idea liaw
me : .......
FD : SPIDER SPONGY KILL KILL SOCKS
BS : hahaha
FD : SPONGY SPIDER KILL KILL SOCKS!
FD : how the socks n kill?
FD : smell it, then you will know....

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now i wonder how on earth i know this 2 ppl... who wants to know who is the doc?? let me know.. i know i will not be going to him for treatment..

disclaimer note: this is purely a joke and all things said are not to be taken seriously..