trolley guide

wakakaka... here is orange's guide to push a trolley
we all know when we do shopping at hyper marts, we need a trolley especially when are re-stocking our groceries at home. And also in airports when we push our way through all the people to get to the other end of the room. SoOOoo.. here is a simple guide to use a trolly.

pre-pushing trolley
clothes. Get proper non-slip footwear. This is very important as during the process of maneuvering the trolley later, we want to move the trolley and not the trolley moving you. As slippery footware gives u less grip, means least control on the trolley and then you will most probably 'driffting' the trolley. OK.. foot ware done. other preparation is not needed.

Choosing a trolley.
this step will decide whether your trip to be interesting one or a horrible one.

HOW TO CHOOSE A GOOD TROLLEY

1. by looking at the physical condition of the trolley lah of course... if u see 1 wheel gone u still wan to push meh... rite??

2. ok.. physical condition good? then, try to look for clues of previous users. If u see a trolley man baru baru push the trolley back.. means most probably in good condition lah... if not.. u try korek those deep deep inside the row one.. most probably least use by people... so means quite good lo...

3. ok.. question. What if i see the trolley in the middle of the jalan one... can use ka???
Let me ask u back. WHY PPL ABANDON the trolley there?? most probably rosak one lah.. if not ppl oso dun abandon there la right?? SO.. dont be lazy, go get one from the correct place lah ok??

4. question. I follow step 1 to 3 oledi n choose one trolley.. but then i push n push, but then i feel the trolley cacat one how?? Haiyah.. lidat oso wan to say arr?? go change lah... takkan u push and push and push all the way only say cacat meh?? push little bit testing 1st ma.. good den take lo...

5. OK.. get trolley already?? check got leftovers a not.. leftover like reciept or those shopping catalog oklah. .can leave it. If leftover with human DNA there like ice cream stick ka, keropok wrapper or worst, eaten chewing gum.... go change another one trolley lah...

common problem with a trolley
~lose wheel.
~alignment problem(very common in hypermarket trolleys)
~waste from the previous user
~stuck/not turning wheels

ok.. any questions?? no?? ok..

NEXT,

MOVING THE TROLLEY.
of course most of the trolley is use by pushing. pulling also can be use depending on the situation lah of course.. if u want to carry oso can. no one will stop you one.

1) moving a trolley is just same as driving. MUST KEEP EYES ON THE ROAD. dont go look at liang zhai liang moi lah... later bang into ah poh not good lah right?? But, push trolley no mirror to see, and oso no lane to follow lah.. wan to over take jus walk faster lo...

2) If there is another trolley blocking, then jus say 'skus meee' or in malay, 'lipas' or chinese jie kuo'. if u wan, you oso can act like a small kancil.. 'beeep beeep beeep' all the way geh... people will still make way. Dun act like a beat box there lah.. 'buub buub buub buub' there.. people will think you eaten estacy or something..

3) like driving, speeding kills lah... especially when u have bad grip on the floor(refer above). So when u see, places like lots of breakable things or lots of people, slow down lorr... and then horr.. don't drink n push also lah.. if u 1 hand hold your starbucks, one hand push... sure crash somewhere de... so.. abide to driving laws when push trolley ok??

4) Like driving oso, push trolley oso got lots of obstacles one. people lah, babies lah, kids lah, old folks lah, objects lah, narrow road lah... what oso got one.... so need to steer properly lo.. dats why, 2 hands is needed.

5) ok.. how u put your things on the trolley will help u steering you trolley better. Put heavy items closer to the back if u are pushing. Putting heavy objects in front will only make turning difficult. and of couse putting something heavy at the back makes the trolly more stable and making pusing easier. vise versa if pulling is use in the case.

6) Push trolley most pantang is langgar the achilles tendon of the person in front.. damn pain 1 u know... so make sure u dun go langgar people lah ok?? and oso make sure watch out of those small kids lah.. u know lah.. kids so small, hard to see and fragile samore.. langgar sikit sure cry one...

Ending trip.

1) As u leave the trolley, remember to take all your things lah ok?? u dont want to leave your personal things behind like your DNA, or your sisa sisa there for other users lah right?? so, be good boy good girl, n be considerate ok

2) leaving the trolley at the appropriate place is the best thing to do. Leaving the trolley in the middle of a parking space is the worst thing to do. Drivers will curse you if you do so. aiyah.. push the trolley to a appropriate place la ok?? dun leave it in the middle of the road, blocking the world move around.. at lease pust it to the side where not blocking anything lah...

3) don't tapau the trolley home okay!!!!! pai seh lah if people see u tapau the trolley home.. later people think u come from dono which cave or tree house in the forest reserve.

dats all for orange's guide in using a trolley... happy trolleying =)