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Dear tech support,

last year i upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and notice a distinct slowdown in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operate flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

in addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 2.003, NFL 5.00, NBA 3.00 and Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crash the system.

i have try Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. what can i do

signed
desperate

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dear desperate
first keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system

please enter the command http:/I thought you love me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 . Don't forget to install Guilt 3.0 update

if that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run application Flowers 3.5 and Jewellery 2.0 . but remember, overuse of this program can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta

whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

also, do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. this is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.o

in summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. we recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7

good luck
tech support

(taken from "a bundle of laugh" by J. John & Mark Stible)